Will and Guy's funny thought for the day. Tip to stay young: Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Do you love jokes? This page is packed with them. Enjoy the best top funny jokes with your friends and family. You will laugh all day long. Enjoy. Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? Joke Permalink Tweet This Joke Click here for the answer He wanted to get a long little doggy! .